08 WARNING! PUBLIC SCULPTURE World Hartismo Presentation
Day October 17 in Santiago de Compostela, at 8 pm Sociocultural Center ", or widened" calleFrey
Rosendo Salvado in ,14-16 low (50 meters from Red Square). Test: Am Hartista?
This test was published by Mariano Casas, one of the three musketeers founders, in his blog "HART". Now it is a necessary test for all those who aspire to be Hartista.
TEST: Answer the questions in this test in accordance with the answers. Discover if you join the Hartismo or not. Answer honestly. Now you do not see anyone.
1. You go to see an exhibition of Joseph Beuys full of their classic boat wax on the floor, boxes with things, rags, etc. You think ...
a-this is a shit
b-these things and I think having seen before. what a bad smell here
c-we must respect all viewpoints, understand that there are those who say he's a genius
d-a superb and highly recommended exposure. Hierophanic.
2. At the wedding of your cousin will serve a new dish: Shark. You can choose how you want it prepared:
caldeirada
a-in b-en
weathered foam
c-d-formalin
3. The people of your mother, 120 miles from any form of life known, is at parties. You have been appointed interim council for culture because the owner has a hernia and he tried to change the wheel of his truck without using the jack, lifting a pulse. Under pressure from outside you, where we will not go now, I urge to "modernize" the holidays, I always usually involve massive intakes of chorizo \u200b\u200band brandy, and a brass band which played some guys with patent suits even more drunk than other people. Tell you to stop this tradition prehominid and organize a festival instead of videinstalaciones. Given this, you: a-you
suicide
b-countrymen will show to the festival, apologizing in advance if anyone misses his annual holiday. In the presentation wouldst have a lot to drink then they can not follow you.
c-command respect and silence them before the collection process art works that are going to look, and tell them that it was time that their people be fucking modern interiors. While saying this, ten feet from you tienes el coche en punto muerto, listo para meterte en él y abandonar el lugar a 150 por hora en cuanto empiece el show.
d- lo mismo que en la respuesta anterior, pero sin el coche esperándote.
4. Comes con tus compañeros de trabajo en un conocido restaurante de estos de nueva cocina. Tras un menú "degustación" consistente en un variado mix de espumas, aires, esencias e hilos variados, llega la cuenta, cuando tú no recuerdas haber comido nada, y el montante asciende a una cantidadequivalente a tu sueldo de 15 días. En ese momento, un hombre vestido a lo Elton John, de negro riguroso, viene hacia vuestra mesa, y os pregunta qué os ha parecido lo que os ha preparado. Tu respuesta is: "I
to grab the eggs with all your strength and say to bring you food.
b-you say okay, you slap on the back and take advantage to steal his wallet, which incidentally, is full.
c-swallow bile and gall not to be embarrassed, and you go out to dinner at McDonalds, the one you'll have you to go without pay, because you no longer remains a hard one.
d "I feel part of a great experience.
5. You go to the museum of contemporary art with your nephews. There is an exhibition of video art, with pieces that a hijodeperra has taken you three euros per head ensures that you are very interesting. Enter in a dark room and start the video. It is an image of an old sitting in a chair. Spend fifteen minutes and the picture has not changed outright. Your nephews are beginning to get impatient and you do not say.
a-Looking for the DVD player, rip it off and you throw it with all your soul to the face that you got the dough to come. To take advantage of the commotion to steal the spotlight, and escape with your nephews.
b-look for the DVD player, convinced that someone has inadvertently given pause.
c-urge your nephews to shut up and let you finish watching the work.
d-explain to your nephew the meaning of the work.
6 - You go to the Prado Museum to see an exhibition Velazquez works not normally exposed. After two hours of visit ...
a-not notice the fatigue, I am sorry to leave and think you may never see these works in situ.
b-you are very tired, but I like it so much exposure to take more time
c-you think everything an antique, you're going to more modern things
d-quee museum?
7 - will sell a hybrid car, designed by renowned artist Damien Hirst. It costs 40 000 euros plus VAT. When you've been with him three days you become aware that consume the host, does not start, stalls, does not reverse or intermittent, and hybrid anything, just runs on gasoline 95. Go to the house, a brand new type called Sothecar's where you report that the car's value is determined by who has designed, and it does not mean hybrid that runs on gasoline and electricity, but sometimes works and sometimes not. After explain this with reluctance and without looking at his face, beckons you with disdain by hand for you to leave, because he is very busy. He said the house will be visited by Mr Hirst. You ...
to-expect to Hirst and when you reduce it comes to him and the gentleman who attends you, and force them to swallow 16 thousand liters of formaldehyde (each)
b-and makes you hand sign the man who serves you, you grab it and twists it with all his might
c "Well, are things of the artists ... ha, ha, what a genius have .
d-how lucky you are, few people in the world can say, and only did it cost 40 000 euros.
8. After finishing this test, you think:
on-one soplapollez that FLIP b-a hobby. You had nothing better to do interesting
c-d-a masterpiece of a process in which you are a fundamental part.
Answers to count as 0 points, b, 1 point, c, and d 2 points, eight trillion points. Sum all values \u200b\u200band if the result is ZERO
, are you a HARTISTA, you do not really give it with cheese, join nsosotros, buddy!
from zero to ten, then you're a normal person. No hartista, hartista itself, but a normal guy. But hey, you have to outsource those things you think from time to time, because we keep what we think is not good.
more than ten. You have to start thinking up a gallery, or make curator, have some empathy with modern art. How lucky you are.
Over MIL. Are a critical and / or theoretical potential, yours is truly the avant-garde art how lucky, I wish I was that too.
gives me a lot, but I will not tell I'm tired. Well, this is the last straw. YOU ARE A TRUE ARTIST CONTEMPORARY.
http://www.hartismo.com/
Manolo Paz, born 1957, lives and works in Cambados. 
